![]() ![]() Natalie’s face twists into an offended knot. The ogre at the warehouse entrance inspects us at the door with his huge arms crossed in front. “Good,” I say and we all start walking again. Natalie purses her lips and says, “You’re right,” and then puts up her hands, “I won’t say anything else. “Thank you, Damon,” I say with a quick nod. “Maybe you should just let her do what she wants, babe. She swore!ĭamon comes up behind her and wraps his hands around her waist, nuzzling his mouth into her squirming neck. Nothing wrong with talking and getting to know one another. I’m just asking that if someone-who isn’t a total hunchback-hits on you that you not immediately push him away. “OK! OK! Look, I just don’t want you to ruin it for yourself, that’s all. Natalie, realizing I’m not walking beside her anymore runs back towards me. I stop on the dark sidewalk and cross my arms over my chest, chewing on the inside of my bottom lip in agitation. I don’t doubt for a second that she’d go as far as to tell a guy she has Chlamydia and an out of control case of crabs.” The point is that she’ll lie to keep them away. ![]() She waves me away and turns back to Damon. He was just a regular guy who didn’t happen to be fugly.” “He did not look like either one of those guys. “Oh shut up, Nat!” I say, irritated at her serious over-exaggeration illness. “I didn’t say he worked there-anyway, the guy looked like the lovechild of…Adam Levine and…,” she twirls her fingers around above her head to let another famous example materialize on her tongue, “…Jensen Ackles, and Miss Prudeness here told him she was a lesbian when he asked for her number.” Natalie smacks him across the shoulder playfully. “If the guy works at Office Depot he’s not going to be buying anybody any cars.” I roll my eyes and pull my arm out of hers. “Damon, this guy was on her,” Natalie says, totally ignoring the fact that I’m right here, “I mean like all she had to do was bat her eyes once and he would’ve bought her a car-you know what she said to him?” “What was she doing at Office Depot?” Damon says, laughing.
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